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College football week five was a wild ride, with several unexpected outcomes. The author started off by recapping last week's games, including Illinois' win over Nebraska, Texas' rout of UL Monroe, and Ohio State's victory over Marshall. He also discussed Michigan's narrow win over USC, and Utah's dominating performance against Oklahoma State.

The author expressed his frustration with the state of college football, citing the rise in 24- and 25-year-old quarterbacks and the lack of athletic scholarships. He also lamented the decline in the quality of college football over the past 10-15 years.

He reviewed a few other games, including BYU's win over Kansas State and LSU's loss to UCLA, which he called his lock of the week. He also discussed Clemson's impressive performances against Appalachian State and NC State, and Buffalo's lackluster game against Kent State.

The author ended the segment with a discussion on the James Madison-UNC game, where he praised the Dukes for their 70-point first half and called out UNC's coach, Mack Brown, for his poor performance. He concluded by announcing the $100 trivia of the week, challenging viewers to test their knowledge of college football since 2009.